Below are some representative
Diplomas and the "Life Experience" that qualified
the recipient for the awarding of their Degree from the
University of Everything™.
The
Degree you order will be accompanied by a letter detailing why
the person was awarded the Degree. The
wording next to each Diploma shown below was
actually inserted into the letter.
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sample of the accompanying letter.
Driving
Late for a meeting and while talking on his cell
phone, Paul was attempting to back out of
his parking spot at the office. A delivery
truck was double parked behind him causing a
tight squeeze in order to get out. Parked
next to him was the bosses brand new black Lexus
LS430. So, did Paul hit the truck? Noooo. Instead, he put a crease right down
the side of the bosses car. Good move
buddy, hope you enjoy the degree in Driving as
much as we will enjoy giving you this diploma
and telling the story over and over again and
again.
ps: We better
see this hanging behind the bar at your house when
we come over.
Poker
Playing poker with your buddies - $200.
Having a few beers and lots of laughs with your
buddies on poker night - included. Getting
the chance to play cards with Bob Mackenzie -
PRICELESS. He is absolutely the worst
bluffer to ever play the game. We have
made so much money off him that he should be
sending us 1099's. Bob, tag you're it.
The Boys
Putting
Tommy Peterson is
probably the worst putter the game of golf has
ever seen. He has gone through three
putters in the last year and still no
improvement. If he's your partner you hope
he misses the green so he can chip rather than
putt. Hell, he even misses the 2 footers.
He is a great chipper but we didn't want to get
him a degree in that particular major.
Hopefully this degree will give him the
confidence to putt like a MAN, cuz we're getting
tired of saying nice putt honey.
